hawaii girl living in chicago. fat. queer. fun. awkward. silly. dancer. singer.


Early Bird Special: Four baby panda bears on a slide.

Best. Thursday morning. Ever.



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everyone stop being mean

look at this dog

he thinks this whole parade is his parade

what a happy lil pup

OHMYGOD he reminds me so much of Rudy…this is totally something he would do, and he’s be such a happy pup. 

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My sister’s birthday is today. She still lives with my mom. My mom called me yesterday and the following convo ensued.

Mom: Hi! Do you have a good yellow cake recipe?

Me: Ooh, are you baking Megan a cake?! That’s sweet!

Mom: Um…oops. No. There’s a lady in my book club who’s birthday is sometime soon and we have book club tonight so I thought I’d bake her a cake.


Mom: So…do you have a recipe?

End scene. 


Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

(via therotund)

I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that. Now I’ve actually read in some magazines that I’m too skinny. You can never ever ever win.

—Kelly Osbourne (via thatswhatshesaidquotes)

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